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MCP servers — open source

Your AI doesn't know what time it is. It can't read your data. It hallucinates URLs. We're fixing that, one MCP at a time.

wait, what's an MCP?

Model Context Protocol. It's how AI agents talk to the real world. Think of it like RSS, but instead of feeding humans, it feeds machines. An MCP server gives your AI structured tools it can actually call instead of making things up. Which it will. Every time.

how to use these

Claude Code: claude mcp add <name> -- node path/to/dist/index.js

Claude Desktop: Add to your claude_desktop_config.json

Any MCP client: Point it at the package. It's just stdio.

available now

@brainrot/mcp-time

v0.1.0 — because your AI doesn't own a watch

utility

Real-time clock for AI agents. Get the current time, today's date, convert between timezones, calculate countdowns, measure elapsed time. Set a default timezone so it stops telling you everything in UTC like a psychopath.

Tools: get_time, get_date, set_timezone, convert_time, time_until, time_since

Runtime: Node.js (stdio transport)

Dependencies: @modelcontextprotocol/sdk, zod

coming soon

@brainrot/mcp-signals

Live investor signal intelligence. Ask your AI what VCs are talking about this week.

@brainrot/mcp-feed

Daily cultural intelligence as structured data. RSS was for browsers. This is for agents.

@brainrot/mcp-graph

Culture Slop knowledge graph. Let your AI traverse connections across art, tech, and culture.

All MCPs are open source and published to npm under the @brainrot scope. Built by the same engine that runs brainrot.report. If you build something cool with these, we want to hear about it.