Privacy Policy
Last updated: March 20, 2026
Overview
brainrot.report ("we," "our," or "us") is a cultural intelligence platform that publishes daily synthesized content across tech, art, culture, fashion, business, and academia. This privacy policy explains how we collect, use, and protect information when you visit our website at brainrot.report.
Information We Collect
We collect minimal information necessary to operate the site:
- Analytics data: We may use privacy-respecting analytics to understand how visitors use our site. This includes anonymized page views, referral sources, and general geographic region. No personally identifiable information is collected through analytics.
- Server logs: Our hosting provider (Vercel) automatically collects standard server log information including IP addresses, browser type, and pages visited. This data is used for security and performance purposes and is retained according to Vercel's data retention policies.
- RSS subscribers: If you subscribe to our RSS feed, no personal data is collected by us. Your RSS reader handles the connection.
How We Use Information
Any information collected is used solely to:
- Operate and maintain the website
- Understand aggregate usage patterns
- Improve our content and user experience
Third-Party Services
Our site may contain links to external websites including news sources, academic papers, and affiliated platforms (Culture Slop and TurboFund). We are not responsible for the privacy practices of these external sites. We encourage you to review their privacy policies.
Cookies
brainrot.report does not use tracking cookies. Our hosting provider may set essential cookies required for site functionality and security.
Data Sharing
We do not sell, trade, or otherwise transfer your information to third parties. We do not run advertising on this site.
Content Attribution
brainrot.report synthesizes and comments on publicly available news and research. All original sources are linked and attributed. Our content constitutes original editorial commentary and analysis. If you are a content creator and have concerns about how your work is referenced, please contact us.
Changes to This Policy
We may update this privacy policy from time to time. Changes will be posted on this page with an updated revision date.
Contact
For questions about this privacy policy or our practices, reach out via Culture Slop.